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smallest-feeblest-boggart:

bemusedlybespectacled:

followthebluebell:

so we’ve tried explaining vaccines using science and that scared people

but what if

instead

we told them that vaccines actually contain magic rocks or healing energy

“we left this rabies vaccine in the light of a full moon to cleanse it, so it’s safe.  everyone knows about the link between rabies and full moons :)”

“vaccination is an ancient practice going back at least hundreds of years that draws on your body’s natural healing abilities to let you fight disease naturally”

the, the second one is

shit that’s how vaccines actually work

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ourspecial:

blackfairypresident:

Y'all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page

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SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL

SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM

She is going to call a phone number and ask, “Is this the Krusty Krab?”

And the person who answered the phone will have a choice to make. 

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skull-bearer:

sassygaysatan:

thatdiabolicalfeminist:

sassygaysatan:

sure, when my grandfather fought nazis and fascism he was “a hero” and “on the right side of history” but when i do it im “way too sensitive” and “no better than they are”

That’s because when our white grandparents fought Nazis, it was for fear of them taking power away from other white people.

White Europeans and Americans were explicitly fine with genocide and the ideologies that led to it – a great many people, including Churchill, vocally supported most of what the Nazis were doing. Their only fight with Nazis was to maintain sovereignty from takeover.

Today’s Nazi-fighters usually have a problem with white supremacy and the antisemitism and racism etc behind it – which most of our white grandparents didn’t see a problem with and neither do many white people today.

This is why so many people don’t see any reason to stop the Nazis now, or why many others think it’s purely a struggle for Democrats or other neoliberal parties in other countries who might lose political power if they gain traction. Many people don’t see Nazis as a real problem unless they threaten the political power of other white people.

White supremacist organizations and movements have been a life-threatening scourge for people of colour and Jewish people this entire time. It’s really important that we focus on that as the real threat, or we risk having the same myopic perspective as generations past.

This was a great addition to my original post so I’m reblogging it.

This is so fucking funny because white people always suffer under white supremacists, it just takes a bit longer to get to them.

Like.

The white supermacist view is that everyone should adhere to an ideal (white, straight, male, cis, able bodied, gentile, etc) and everyone else should be exterminated. 

Here’s the fucking joke though.

NO ONE FITS THAT IDEAL.

THE MASTER RACE DOES NOT EXIST.

You think they won’t come for you? There’s a reason that poem is so fucking apt. They’ll find something to get you with. Maybe you saluted a bit too slow. Maybe you don’t want to get married and have eight million kids, maybe you want some kind of regulation at your workplace that will keep you alive.

(Guess what, Nazis sent people to concentration camps for all of the above reasons)

Hey, let’s even set nazis aside for a minute. My stepdad grew up in apartheid south africa. He was white, able bodied, straight, etc. Should have been fine, right?

LOL no. He had the crap beaten out of him on the regular for having long hair and being a hippie. Because that just wasn’t ‘white’ enough in those days.

(he fucked off out of that hellhole the moment he was eighteen and hitchhiked to the UK. THE UK. HITCHHIKED. FROM SOUTH AFRICA.)

So if you see white supremacists out marching, remember. Even if they might not say it, THEY WANT TO KILL YOU. There want top see you beaten down and murdered. It doesn’t matter how white or cis or straight or male or gentile or whatever you are. THEY WANT YOU DEAD.

WHITE SUPREMACY IS A DEATH CULT.

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cyanhyena:

pika-brew:

mrv3000:

sonneillonv:

underhuntressmoon:

voidbat:

explainervideo:

What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard

In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”

THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

Astronaut: We need to fund 1.4 billion dollars.
NASA: FOR WHAT?!
Astronaut: We want to put kitties in space and have them float around in zero gravity.
NASA: Here is all the money. God bless.

Those cats are just ?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!

Cat: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

NASA: fascinating…

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mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

“how could you do that! that’s animal abuse”

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

“cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat”

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

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thequantumqueer:

tilthat:

TIL bank robber Jesse James once gave a widow who housed him enough money to pay off her debt collector and then robbed the debt collector to give her back the money.

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a shocking number of old-school american outlaws were intensely community-minded, and their reputations at the time were often very positive among the people. a big part of the reason their legacies are so negative is because the government was able to control the narrative after they died, focusing on the fact that the things they did were illegal, rather than on what they actually did.

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